They are back!!!
I have two new best friends. There names are Alexa and Tito.
(If you get it …you get it.)
MOM: Dad will most likely be home Thursday.
ME: Yaay…we have a lot to do to get ready.
MOM: Yup…I need to practice.
ME: Practice?? Practice what?
MOM: His legs are weak….so I am gonna give him lap dances.
We have ramps that must be built, appointments to schedule and she is stretching like she is preparing for the final Track and Field Olympics
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!! and I repeat HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!