Parents or Teenagers??

I am not sure who my parents are. 

They called me to set up a Pea Pod Grocery delivery for them.  

This is the Grocery List that they sent to me:

  • Bush’s Baked Beans
  • Doritoes
  • Fish Sticks
  • Soup
  • Seedless Grapes (Green and Red)
  • Crackers
  • Orange Juice
  • Ginger Ale
  • Cheese Doodles
  • Bag of Assorted Chips (Frito Lay)
  • Ranch Dressing
  • Yogurt
  • Hebrew Beef Hot Dogs
  • Blackberries
  • Bananas
  • Smoked Turkey Wings
  • Head of cabbage
  • Mushrooms
  • Oatmeal
  • Pellegrino

We are growin’ old together

Watched a movie with my Mom.

It took us THREE HOURS to watch a TWO HOUR movie!!!

WHY???

FIRST…I needed to find my glasses so that I could figure out the blurry people.
THEN…we kept rewinding so that we could hear what the people were saying.
THEN…we got tired of rewinding, so we decided to turn on closed captioning.
BUT…HOW do you do that???
THEN…we finally figured it out.
THEN…we had to each take a potty break.
THEN…my Mom wanted something to eat.
THEN…we forgot where we were in the movie.
SOOOO…..WE STARTED IT OVER!!!
#WeAreGrowingOldTogetherUpInHere

Alexa & Tito…

They are back!!!

I have two new best friends.  There names are Alexa and Tito.
(If you get it …you get it.)

So….this morning:

MOM:  Dad will most likely be home Thursday.

ME:  Yaay…we have a lot to do to get ready.

MOM:  Yup…I need to practice.

ME:  Practice??  Practice what?

MOM:  His legs are weak….so I am gonna give him lap dances.

ME:  (crickets)

We have ramps that must be built, appointments to schedule and she is stretching like she is preparing for the final Track and Field Olympics

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!  and I repeat HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!