#WhatDidSheSay

Ummm yeah…NO!

~ Regan Ford ~ Leave a comment

I am cracking up. So…my Mom is definitely her Mother’s twin.

I had this idea to have this pic re-created with my Mom. This pic was taken of my Grandmother on the Vineyard in 2008.

Annnnd, this is our conversation:

ME: Mom, I have an idea. You know that pic of Mama? The one where she wearing red, that was taken on the Vineyard?

MOM: Yeah…

ME: While you are up there, we should have you take the pic, in the same place. I think Aunt Cheryl has the necklace and you can get a red sweater.

MOM: Hmmmm….that would be nice.

ME: Yeah.

MOM: Wait…when was that pic taken?

ME: 2008

MOM: That was the year before she died, right? She was 80?

ME: Yeah…

MOM: HELL NO!!! Forget that idea!!! I’m 80, we ain’t RECREATING SHIT!!!

ME: ummm…well ok…how u doin?

MOM: I gotta go…I have lunch plans. Bye!

Alexa & Tito…

~ Regan Ford ~ Leave a comment

They are back!!!

I have two new best friends.  There names are Alexa and Tito.
(If you get it …you get it.)

So….this morning:

MOM:  Dad will most likely be home Thursday.

ME:  Yaay…we have a lot to do to get ready.

MOM:  Yup…I need to practice.

ME:  Practice??  Practice what?

MOM:  His legs are weak….so I am gonna give him lap dances.

ME:  (crickets)

We have ramps that must be built, appointments to schedule and she is stretching like she is preparing for the final Track and Field Olympics

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!  and I repeat HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!

Go to bed and get up and get ready…oh my!!!

~ Regan Ford ~ Leave a comment

The thoughts that are currently racing through my head…

What did we do when we were younger that made things easier??

For example…why do I have to get up at 5:30 am, just to have enough time to get ready for work?  And, why do I have to go to bed at 10:30 pm,  just to be able to get up at 5:30 am?

And, why do I have to START getting ready at 8:30 pm, in order to go to bed at 10:30 pm?  Why does it take me 2 hours just to GET READY for bed?

WHY??

Between getting ready for bed and getting ready for the day, I’m exhausted!!!