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Pretzels, Bunnies and Chocolate…OH MY!!!

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So, this morning, I am talking to my Mom. There is a bag of chocolate covered pretzels in the bed. And then…..

ME:  Mom, why do you have chocolate covered pretzels in the bed?

MOM:  Oh..those aren’t mine.

ME:  Ummmmm

MOM:  Gloria gave them to me…I’m not eating them.

ME:  Well…why is the top of the bag ripped open and half of them are gone?

MOM:  She gave them to me like that.

ME:  (Smirk)

MOM:  …and I have a chocolate covered bunny that stays under the bed. He likes chocolate covered pretzels.

ME:  (side eye)

MOM:  I let him come out sometimes…just to chat.

ME:  Are you still sleep?

MOM:  No…

ME:  I got a message from Aunt Phyllis…I need to catch up with her today.

MOM:  My sister is crazy as sh*t. I am beginning to wonder which of my sisters is the nuttiest!

ME:   Mom….you JUST said that you have a chocolate covered bunny who likes chocolate covered pretzels that lives under your bed. And…oh yeah.. that you occasionally chat with!    I think YOU ARE!!
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Super WHO?

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Watching Super Bowl Half Time Show.

Mom wakes up (yes, the Philly Girl was knocked out)….anndddd

MOM: Prince?

ME:  No, Mom…a projection of Prince. (Justin is singing and playing the piano)

MOM:  Who is that singing? I thought Justin Timberlake was doing the half time show?

ME:  That IS Justin Timberlake

MOM:  (puzzled look) I thought Justin Timberlake was white

ME:  He IS

MOM:   Ummmm… that boy singing is not white!!!

ME:   Go back to sleep

Breathe & Rollerskate

~ Regan Ford ~ Leave a comment

So…my Dad’s birthday is December 15 and my Mom’s birthday is December 14.  This year my Dad turns 80 (sssshhhh my Mom isn’t too far behind him)!!!

Well…like I always say…I can’t make this up!!!

And here we go…..

Me:  Daddy…you have a BIG birthday this year. What do you want to do?

Daddy:  Nothing (giggle giggle)

Me:  C’mon Daddy, give me some ideas.

(Meanwhile my Mom is trying to jump in…)

Mommy: I know what I wanna do for mine….I know…I know…

Me: Wait…Daddy has a big one…let him talk…lol

(Sometimes I feel like they are my kids…lol)

Me: OK…Daddy…really what do you want to do?

Daddy:  Breathe

Me:(sigh..slight smile) Well…yeah…that will be nice.

(My Mom is bursting at the seams…raising her hand and everything)

Me:  OK…OK… Mom….what do you want to do for your birthday?

Mom:  Go ROLLERSKATING!!!!

Dad: (BLANK STARE)

Me:(lol) I’m going to work!!!

***  So…I guess I should  purchase a full padded body suit, shin guards, elbow pads and helmet for my Mom ***