Hey there!!!!
My Daddy has asked me to tell you all this…(this is his way of getting on the computer…or like he says “go IN the computer“)
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Message from Mel:
Since I have been in this hospital and rehab I have been called Miss, Ms., Mrs, Mr. a hunk, handsome and pretty. My FINAL straw was yesterday when after I got out of the shower a hospital tech laid out a new hospital gown for me on my bed. I got out of the shower, dried off and put on my robe. The hospital tech comes back in and says “you look like Cinderella!”
LOOK NOW!!! I don’t want to have to tell ONE MORE person that I am MR. Ford and that I am NOT a woman……so would my daughter (sh#$#$ my wife said she won’t), PLEASE come down here and CUT MY HAIR!!!!!
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So, party people, I have the clippers and all of his necessary tools and am headed down to GWU Hospital to groom my Daddy 
