Sitting here with Daddy…of course his filter is off… thus giving me soooo many status updates ranging from Kunta Kinte, Playboy, potato salad and Milf’s…but the one that stands out for me is…..
Dad: You know what your name was gonna be if you were a boy?
Me: Hmmmmm (afraid to ask) I dunno.
Dad: Wolfgang….I love the name Wolfgang!!!
Me: Whew ….I got off easy with being named REGAN FORD (being super sarcastic)