So…we are headed to Virginia on 95 south. We are one hour in on a 90 minute drive. It is 10am. I was up late the night before.
ME: (yawning) Mom, I am kind of sleepy. Can you drive the rest of the way?
MOM: If I have to…. (looking out the window at the cars passing by)
ME: OK…I am little sleepy.
MOM: If I have to…but you know I had a stroke last year. (side eye)
ME: Well, if you can drive the rest of the way that would be great or else we can stop and I can get a PEPSI.
MOM: (perked up) You better get 2 PEPSI’s and keep it rolling. People are TOO FAST!!!! I feel like that man in Shawshank Redemption when he got out of jail. People need to slow down!!!!!!!