I must be on the top of the Jury Duty list.
So, I received my every other year Jury Duty summons.
Me: I get this thing EVERY OTHER YEAR. Neither ONE of you EVER get called for Jury Duty
Dad: We too old for Jury duty.
Mom: Last time I was on Jury Duty, it was the Grand Jury. We spent a day listening to various cases. The next day they wanted us to make our decisions. I told them, I forgot everything, we need to review them again. Oooo the looks I got. I haven’t been called since.
Dad: Yeah…..you have to find our glasses, can you imagine me reviewing some Discovery….sooo. Not me.