Me:  I get this thing EVERY OTHER YEAR.  Neither ONE of you EVER get called for Jury Duty

Dad:  We too old for Jury duty.

Mom:  Last time I was on Jury Duty, it was the Grand Jury.  We spent a day listening to various cases.  The next day they wanted us to make our decisions.  I told them, I forgot everything, we need to review them again.  Oooo the looks I got.  I haven’t been called since.

Dad:  Yeah…..you have to find our glasses, can you imagine me reviewing some Discovery….sooo.  Not me.