We don’t do this often, but after a day out Holiday shopping and visiting MGM, my Dad wanted a burger. Specifically, a Burger King Burger….he was feeling ratchet.
Drive-thru operator: Hi, how can I help you?
Daddy: I would like the cardiac special.
Drive-thru operator: Excuse me Sir?
Daddy: Yes, I want the cardiac special with a side of defibrillator…(starts giggling)
Drive-thru operator: Ummm…HOW can I help you???
(Mom yells from the passenger seat)
Mom: Two #3’s with large Chocolate Milkshakes please.
Drive-thru operator: Oook Oh ok.
Daddy: Don’t forget the defibrillator
Drive-thru operator: Would you like whipped cream?