Please pass the Ranch Dressing

To help out my Mom…I have arranged for my Dad to have meals delivered to the house. He can heat them up himself and Mom doesn’t have to cook everyday. BUT…the meals aren’t the most seasoned or zesty.

So…this morning he warmed up his breakfast skillet meal and quickly asks for his Costco bottle of Ranch dressing. I watch him out of the corner of my eye POUR Ranch dressing all over the meal.

My Mom is sitting at the table eating her cereal and my Dad says “I know how to make this food tasty…BE LIBERAL WITH RANCH DRESSING!!!”

I tell y’all…I can’t make this up.

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