Mrs. Ford…you have a very special invitation

Like I always say…I can’t make this up….
(this is kind of long, but so worth it)
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My Mother is mad, I mean HOT….sucking teeth mad. You know why????

So…we are at the dining room table and my Dad is sorting the mail. He giggles to himself and put a piece of mail on my Mom’s pile….(and here we goooo)

Dad: Toni, here is your mail.

Mom: Thanks Babe. (puts it aside, doesn’t look at the letters)

Dad: Toni…you probably should read your mail…you have something pretty important in there.

Mom: (picks up her mail…shuffles through the letters quickly)…What are you talking about Mel?

Dad: That postcard….it’s for you.

Mom: (Shuffles to the post card…starts to read….serious face) Did you get one?

Dad: Nope

Mom: Humph…what is this S#$T (remember, Mommy has a potty mouth)

Me: Well….what is it???

Mom: (flips the card over to me)

Me: LOL (It’s an invitation to visit the Cedar Hill Cemetery for an introductory tour and overview)

Mom: Why they send this S#*t to me??? Mel, you sure you didn’t get one???

Dad: (giggling) I am proof positive….I didn’t get one. (chuckle chuckle)

Mom: I walk every morning….sh#@! I don’t need no tour!! Do they know something I don’t know? They didn’t send one to you Mel? That ain’t right!!!

Me: Mom…give me that card. Why are you mad??

Mom: That’s not fair!!!

**** THEN THIS HAPPENS ***

Mom: (snatches the card…picks up the phone)

Dials numbers…hand on hip….ring ring

Mom: Hi, this is Antoinette Ford. I received a card from you inviting me to a tour.