Somebody come get Melvin Ford.
So….my parents want to do the Ancestry.com DNA testing.
I ordered the kits…one for each of them…so I don’t need to do one. We received the kits.
Daddy: When are we going to do our DNA thingy?
Mommy: Yeah….I want to find out where I’m from.
~pause~
I need to let you all know that when we are talking, my Dad is in lounge clothes, I am in casual clothes and my Mom is in a FURRY COTTON CANDY PINK BUNNY SUIT ONESIE
~end pause~
OK..back
Mommy: Yeah…I want to find out where I’m from
Daddy: Side eye (at the woman in the Pink Bunny Suit)
Me: Yeah….I want to know too
Daddy: (Side eye to me too (????))
Daddy: I need to know what planet you came from…
Mommy: (Hmpf)
Daddy: Regan…you too!!
Me: What..what I do????