I can barely type this one…
*Scene…Mom and Dad completing some health forms*
Mom: What is your blood type?
Dad: B+….what is your blood type?
Dad: What is Regan’s blood type?
Mom: I don’t know
Dad: Hmmmm….you don’t know because you don’t want ME to know. …do we have to go on Maury?? (chuckle…chuckle)
Mom: After 45 years I don’t give a #&×*
(I come in the room)
Dad: Regan…what is your blood type?
Mom: whew..(long pause)….I’m just funnin’ (chuckle chuckle)
Dad: (serious face) I wasn’t ..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY PARENTS. ….ROFL