So…this is a quickie!!

It’s 4:47pm on Saturday.

Dad:   Hey Toni…are we fasting today?

Mom:  Huh?

Dad:  Or are we vegetarian?

Mom:  Oh Mel.

Dad:  If we are fasting, can I get some water?  If we are vegetarian, can I have some lettuce.  And if we are back to normal, can I get a pork chop…please…

Mom:  Well, I bought some donuts this morning.

Me:  Mom, please feed Daddy!!!!  He’s hunnnngry!!!!