So…this is a quickie!!
It’s 4:47pm on Saturday.
Dad: Hey Toni…are we fasting today?
Dad: Or are we vegetarian?
Mom: Oh Mel.
Dad: If we are fasting, can I get some water? If we are vegetarian, can I have some lettuce. And if we are back to normal, can I get a pork chop…please…
Mom: Well, I bought some donuts this morning.
Me: Mom, please feed Daddy!!!! He’s hunnnngry!!!!