Overheard conversation between my Mom and Dad:
Daddy: Baby..sit down..
Mommy: Ok…let me give you your morning kiss.
Daddy: But…wait…sit down…no wait…open the blinds…give me a kiss…where’s the paper?
Mommy: Look now Melvin, you have to remember that I’m getting old too….my reaction time has slowed down.
Daddy: Oh…OK…but where’s the paper?