Help! Help! HELLLLLLLP!!!
I am out with my Mom. She is driving and is refusing to give up the keys. Why?? Because she wants to “drive Miss Regan today.” Awwww…Thanks Mom.
Well……..
Ummmmm….MOM…do you see the median???
Ummmmm….MOM…SLOW DOWN…thats a dump truck.
Ummmmm….MOM…WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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I will have to finish this post when I finish white knuckling my seat belt!!
So…my Dad’s birthday is December 15 and my Mom’s birthday is December 14. This year my Dad turns 80 (sssshhhh my Mom isn’t too far behind him)!!!
Well…like I always say…I can’t make this up!!!
And here we go…..
Me: Daddy…you have a BIG birthday this year. What do you want to do?
Daddy: Nothing (giggle giggle)
Me: C’mon Daddy, give me some ideas.
(Meanwhile my Mom is trying to jump in…)
Mommy: I know what I wanna do for mine….I know…I know…
Me: Wait…Daddy has a big one…let him talk…lol
(Sometimes I feel like they are my kids…lol)
Me: OK…Daddy…really what do you want to do?
Daddy: Breathe
Me:(sigh..slight smile) Well…yeah…that will be nice.
(My Mom is bursting at the seams…raising her hand and everything)
Me: OK…OK… Mom….what do you want to do for your birthday?
Mom: Go ROLLERSKATING!!!!
Dad: (BLANK STARE)
Me:(lol) I’m going to work!!!
*** So…I guess I should purchase a full padded body suit, shin guards, elbow pads and helmet for my Mom ***
Hey everybody!!!!
Sorry that I haven’t posted lately…but don’t fret, the Ford’s have been at it. I would like to share this morning’s interaction with you all.
– Heeere we go!! –
ME: Mom…you have really long legs. You’re mostly legs…
MOM: I know…(giggle giggle)
DAD: (yelling from the other room) YUP!!! THEY GO ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN!!!
#DadDropsMic
#FreakyParents
#LoveThem
