I am cracking up. My Mom called me last night at 11:30pm….that is unheard of. My Mom is an early bird…calls me at the crack of dawn, often…but never late at night.
And here we go….
MOM: Regan…I am MAD!!
ME: Uh oh!! (remember…I just posted this glorious post about the sisters getting along)
MOM: I am so MAD!!!!
ME: Mom…what happened?
MOM: Well…earlier today me and Arrow got into an argument
(PAUSE…Yes, Arrow is her puppy. He is just like her….LOTS OF PERSONALITY!!!)
MOM: He was trying to eat something that he shouldn’t have been eating, so I pulled it from him and that little #@$@# started growling at me and barking. I ignored him and pulled the mess out of his mouth to save that little #@^’s life!! .
ME: oOOOK . MOM: No big deal…he got over it and we were watching TV…but he was still mad. . ME: oOOOK .
MOM: Well…I am getting ready for bed….and I can’t find his little black ass!!! . ME: (now I’m giggling) .
MOM: So, I went all over this house looking for him and couldn’t find him!! Do you know where that little %$&# is???
ME: Ummm No…
MOM: He is UPSTAIRS in bed with CHERYL!!!!
ME: (I am now cracking up!!)
MOM: He has the NERVE to be SLEEP!!! And so is she!!!! His little black ass mad at me and went and got in bed with my Sister!!!
ME: Well…you found him!! (chuckle chuckle)
MOM: Humph…she better take him out in the morning or he gonna pee on her!!!
ME: Mom…go to bed!!
MOM: GOOD NIGHT!!! (then starts grumbling) that little &%^% has the nerve to be mad at ME and get in bed with my sister!!! GOOD NIGHT BABY!!!
The Graduates. If you will be on island in July, let me know. My Mom is throwing a Graduation Party for Arrow. Yep…a big ol party at Tisbury Water Works.
I LOVE THEM!!! (kind of miss them…but not going to get them until AUGUST!!)