Daddy:  You know how I like my sushi?

Mommy:  I don’t know…how?

Daddy:  Ok…give me a nice lean piece of sushi. Dip it in some egg batter. Roll it in some corn meal. Get the grease nice and hot and fry it on both sides for 3 minutes!!!  Give me some hot sauce and I am good.  That’s how I like my sushi.