They are back!!!
I have two new best friends. There names are Alexa and Tito.
(If you get it …you get it.)
So….this morning:
MOM: Dad will most likely be home Thursday.
ME: Yaay…we have a lot to do to get ready.
MOM: Yup…I need to practice.
ME: Practice?? Practice what?
MOM: His legs are weak….so I am gonna give him lap dances.
ME: (crickets)
We have ramps that must be built, appointments to schedule and she is stretching like she is preparing for the final Track and Field Olympics
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!! and I repeat HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!