*I am CRACKING up on this one*
So..my Goddaughter has asked me to teach her how to drive. So, I was chatting with my Dad to get some tips. My Mom jumps in and starts talking about how my Dad taught her how to drive…and heeeerre we go.
Me: What was it like teaching Mom how to drive?
Dad: (shaking his head..eyes closed) TERRIBLE….(continues shaking his head) She was trying to tell ME what to do. She swore she knew what she was doing.
Mom: I wasn’t that bad.
Dad: Toni…do you remember when I was trying to tell you to slow down?
Me: (laughing) What did she do Dad?
Dad: Regan..it was awful. Your Mother would drive fast..way too fast. We were in the car and I said “Baby… you need to slow down…you really need to watch your speed”
Mom: (holding her head down)
Me: What did she do Dad??
Dad: Regan…I told her to slow down. You know what she said to me??? (now visibly mad..all over again…like he is having a flashback)
Me: What did she say?? (I am now like..what the heck happened?)
Dad: She said “How do you expect me to watch the speedometer AND drive at the SAME time!!!” and she was serious.
LOL….I can’t make this stuff up!!!! I am laughing typing this.