ROFL!!!! HeyFam…I know it’s been quiet over at BUILT FORD TOUGH….but this morning put us back on track!!!
This Morning’s Conversation (smh smh)
Mommy: Good Morning Baby…..I need one of your razors!!
Daddy: HUH? (sounding alarmed and sleepy at the same time)
Mommy: Well…I had a facial and waxing appointment this morning and it had to be cancelled… I am gonna be on TV and I can’t be on TV with hair on my lip. Hi-def shows it all!!!!
Daddy: NOOOOO….(as he is now sitting STRAIGHT up in the bed)
Mommy: Please, I just need to shave my upper lip.
Daddy: NO NO NO…if you start that you will be shaving every day…NO!!!!
Mommy: What am I gonna do?
Daddy: Put some make up on it.
Mommy: But….My mouth looks like an old P@#@Y!!!
(fast forward a few minutes)
Daddy: Sit still….be still
Mommy: Melvin….can you see????
Daddy: Look now….be still
**** I go in the room and my Daddy has a pen-sized flashlight in his mouth and is PLUCKING my Mom’s upper lip!!!!!!! ****